History will look back on these days and we will undoubtedly be judged by the strength we showed in the face of crisis. The resilience and fortitude of the American people in confronting this invisible enemy is now and will forever be the envy of the world.
As Memorial Day approaches I want to take a moment to salute you, the Covid19 Warriors for your unflinching bravery and for distinguishing yourselves conspicuously by gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of life above and beyond the call of duty by awarding you the first ever Presidential Lockdown Warrior Award.
Today we salute you Mrs. Toilet Paper Hoarder…you never once spared a square.
Hats off to you Mr. 90 Day Hair Cut Warrior…your unruly “do” was not in vein
Let’s hear if for the Fatterson Family who’s BOGO Golden Corral coupons unceremoniously expired a month ago.
We salute you Mr. Jim Bro…you pitted your need for gains against adversity and emerged victorious.
And lest we not forget the army of Karen’s who braved the frontline , maskless but united, to show the world that no virus can put baby in a corner!
And finally, for the nameless, faceless and unsung researchers that have illuminated the deep state conspiracy to undermine everything that America stands for…I salute YOU oh wise keyboard warriors of wisdom.
Happy Memorial Day! Let freedom wring!
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