Breeders Started the Fire

(In the style of Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire”) Harry Potter nursery, maybe stick with HermioneSomething classic, baseball or maybe Mother GooseNoah’s Ark, Paw Patrol, Peppa Pig, Where’s WaldoMuppet Babies, Disney Ladies, or even Dr Seuss For a boy how bout Kyle, Oliver is still in styleBrandon, Declan Eli, Liam, Alexander, LeviIf it’sContinue reading “Breeders Started the Fire”

Would-be Warrior

(In the style of The Original Caste’s “One Tin Soldier”) Listen people to a storyJust a few hundred years old‘Bout a country ‘cross an oceanBuilt on slaves they bought and soldIn this country lay great bountyBoundless land to spread aboutAnd the invading people sworeThey’d chase every last native out So go ahead and stain theContinue reading “Would-be Warrior”

I’m Effin’ Frustrated (Clean)

(In the style of The Ramones “I Wanna Be Sedated”) Twenty-twenty I can’t take it no moreI’m effin’ frustratedNothing to do and nowhere to goI’m effin’ frustratedJust get me past NovemberPut me in deep sleepHurry hurry hurry before I effin’ leapI can’t control my thinkingI can’t control my feedOh no no no no no Twenty-twenty-twentyContinue reading “I’m Effin’ Frustrated (Clean)”