October 2020 – Mannino Acid

C.V.N.T.

(In the style of The Village People’s “Y.M.C.A.”) Dumb man, don’t you put that mask onI said, dumb man, pick your flag up for DonI said, dumb man, ’cause the Trump trains in townThere’s no need to be concerned Dumb man, there’s a place you can goI said, dumb man, grab all of your brosYouContinue reading “C.V.N.T.”

The Rejected Drabbles

Indistinguishable Magic In the Clarke Academy of Magic’s grand hall, Arty the Apprentice stood expectantly in his ill-fitting robes encircled by all four Head Sorcerers. This new enchantment that the ambitious Apprentice had discovered sounded very promising, but seeing the disheveled boy before them, they now began to question its potential. “You may proceed,” spokeContinue reading “The Rejected Drabbles”