C.V.N.T.

(In the style of The Village People’s “Y.M.C.A.”)

Dumb man, don’t you put that mask on
I said, dumb man, pick your flag up for Don
I said, dumb man, ’cause the Trump trains in town
There’s no need to be concerned

Dumb man, there’s a place you can go
I said, dumb man, grab all of your bros
You can go there, don’t fear the disease
Just be sure to hold in your sneeze

It’s fun to rally with the Co-vid-nine-teen
It’s fun to rally with the Co-vid-nine-teen

If you catch it there, no need to worry
You’ll be in real good company

It’s safe to rally with the Co-vid-nine-teen
It’s safe to rally with the Co-vid-nine-teen

You can catch the disease, but there’s nothing to fear
Who needs to smell or taste or hear

Dumb man, don’t believe what you see
I said, dumb man, ignore Dr Fauci
I said, dumb man, you can infect all your friends
There’s no need to even pretend
That you give a crap for the rest
I said, dumb man, don’t even bother to test
Just contract it, the Covid Nineteen
I’m sure there’ll soon be a vaccine

It’s fun to spread the Co-vid-nine-teen
It’s fun to spread the Co-vid-nine-teen

You’ll be hastening our herd immunity
So spread it to your family

It’s smart to spread the Co-vid-nine-teen
It’s smart to spread the Co-vid-nine-teen

It may turn your lungs green, be there’s no need to fear
If you ignore science you’re clear

Dumb man, don’t believe the fake news
I said, dumb man, get your answers from Q
It’s all just one big conspiracy
Right from the emails of Hillary

Believe it, this is my guarantee
I say, dumb man, go to the MAGA rally,
There’s a bug there, called the Covid Nineteen
And more racists than you ever have seen!

It’s fun to play with the Co-vid-nine-teen
It’s fun to play with the Co-vid-nine-teen

Let’s catch everything, there’s no need to be coy
We can get sick with all the boys…

It’s fun to die of the Co-vid-nine-teen
It’s fun to die of the Co-vid-nine-teen

You can own the libtards with your own sacrifice
It will only cost you your life

Co-Vid-Nine-Teen
Just ignore the Co-Vid-Nine-Teen

Co-Vid-Nine-Teen
It’s just some liberal meme