The Aggression Tax

From the wholly unscientific observation of my daily commute, I find with disproportionate frequency pickup trucks the most likely candidate to barrel around me in virtually any traffic scenario. Naturally, this bald-faced show of aggression awakens my primal nature, thus calling for a reciprocal horn blast or equally ineffective retaliatory tailgate maneuver. In these momentsContinue reading “The Aggression Tax”

Observations from the Other Side of the Wire

Watching the events of this past week unfold has stirred many emotions in me. In particular the encounters between protestors and riot control officers has reminded me of my own experience with crowd control, albeit from the other side of the wire. Back in mid September 1994, in the waning years of my Marine CorpsContinue reading “Observations from the Other Side of the Wire”

Attention: All Would-Be Social Media “Slacktivists”

The world has grown weary of your toothless rationalizations. Your conditional “I hate racism- BUTs” and your equally banal “why can’t we all get along” sentiments echo hollowly down the corridors of history. I realize we are all striving to make sense of this chaos but there comes a time to put the anger backContinue reading “Attention: All Would-Be Social Media “Slacktivists””

Cult of Trumpstupidity

Blind devotion or dangerous delusion? Cult of Trumpstupidity reimagines Cult of Personality as a biting satire on political fanaticism, exposing the hypocrisy, manipulation, and blind loyalty that fuel the modern-day cult of authoritarianism. Through sharp lyrics and historical parallels, this parody pulls no punches—inviting readers to question the true cost of unwavering allegiance.

Dumb as You Are

(In the style of Nirvana’s “Come as You Are”) Dumb as you are, as you wereDuring COVID19Infect a friend, any friend‘Cause you broke quarantine Take a risk, fuck it upThe fault is yours, you don’t containSpread it wide, to a friendTo the whole Society-a, society-aSociety-a, society-a Come protesting, drink some bleachFlaunt your open carryFuck yourContinue reading “Dumb as You Are”