(In the style of Van Halen’s “Ice Cream Man”) Now summertime’s here jackNeed something to keep you aliveNow summertime’s here jackNeed something to keep you aliveYou better look out now‘Cause Biden’s got somethin’ for youI’ll tell ya what it is… I’m your vaccine manStop me when I’m passin’ byI’m your vaccine manStop me when I’mContinue reading “Vaccine Man”
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Vito’s Legacy Workshop
Sometime early last spring, I impulse bought a totally gnarly, steampunk-inspired Nixie Tube clock from that bastion of truth in advertising platform, Facebook. I bought a clock; I received a kit. Not right away, mind you. Oh no, it took eight weeks for them to send me the tubes, circuit board, and a ramshackle pileContinue reading “Vito’s Legacy Workshop”
Notice The Small
I challenge you to notice something small today. Look around at the familiar and seek out a minor detail that has previously evaded you. Most of what we observe gets conveniently summarized in our minds, grouped, and cataloged for ease of consumption. The challenge is to find a needle amid a myriad of haystacks andContinue reading “Notice The Small”
Chasing Zero
In our never-ending quest for growth, we often overlook the relative peace found by achieving a state of equilibrium. We claw and scratch our way up until we reach such lofty heights that the only place to go is down. We inevitably crash deep in a well of heartache, left to wonder how we willContinue reading “Chasing Zero”
Syntropy
When observing the natural world, we must confront the physical limitations of entropy, where cause always precedes effect, where we can’t unscramble an egg, and where a broken teacup will not become magically unbroken. This perceptual limitation does not exist in our minds, where we are free to imagine the arrow of time flying inContinue reading “Syntropy”
The Stain Remains
So it appears in the endThat the swamp was much deeperPerhaps lies came easierSince words are so much cheaper He stepped right into the messWith zero intent to cleanDumping vials of vileness‘Til the smell grew too obscene The fetid, foul funk backed upBubbling in from parts unknownSeeping into every poreRotting us down to the boneContinue reading “The Stain Remains”
Across the Aisle
Right here and now at this place in time We come to a scene quite surreal Searching for somewhere to pin this crime With no care for how others may feel Sprung from bowels of misconception Awash in the pettifog of war Rung bells of intended deception At such levels never heard before And thereContinue reading “Across the Aisle”
The Cave
In the “Allegory of the Cave,” Plato describes a society that has spent their existence unknowingly imprisoned beneath the ground, with only the play of shadows across the walls providing content for their existence. They regard these shadows as absolute truth, never knowing there is a more tangible reality behind them. They spend their livesContinue reading “The Cave”
Bye Bye Tweety Turd
Your wings have now been clipped Your mouth now tightly closed It’s time to fade to black Your fraud’s now been exposed Your bully pulpit’s done Deplatformed front to back Your last incitement crashed As your scene fades to black Failed and fallen clown king A legacy disgraced Followers abandoned Leadership now replaced You playedContinue reading “Bye Bye Tweety Turd”
Burn the Candle at Each End
2020 was a shitty year On this, I think we can each agree Sadly this is where consensus ends Due largely to our dichotomy Skewed sharply by a vast division The red, the blue and sometimes the green Manifest tribal polarity Filling all the spaces in between Bleakly entrenched in our opinions Willing to loseContinue reading “Burn the Candle at Each End”