Category Archives: Parody

(In the style of Van Halen’s “Ice Cream Man”) Now summertime’s here jackNeed something to keep you aliveNow summertime’s here jackNeed something to keep you aliveYou better look out now‘Cause Biden’s got somethin’ for youI’ll tell ya what it is… I’m your vaccine manStop me when I’m passin’ byI’m your vaccine manStop me when I’mContinue reading “Vaccine Man”

In the “Allegory of the Cave,” Plato describes a society that has spent their existence unknowingly imprisoned beneath the ground, with only the play of shadows across the walls providing content for their existence. They regard these shadows as absolute truth, never knowing there is a more tangible reality behind them. They spend their livesContinue reading “The Cave”

(In the style of The Village People’s “Y.M.C.A.”) Dumb man, don’t you put that mask onI said, dumb man, pick your flag up for DonI said, dumb man, ’cause the Trump trains in townThere’s no need to be concerned Dumb man, there’s a place you can goI said, dumb man, grab all of your brosYouContinue reading “C.V.N.T.”

(In the style of Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire”) Harry Potter nursery, maybe stick with HermioneSomething classic, baseball or maybe Mother GooseNoah’s Ark, Paw Patrol, Peppa Pig, Where’s WaldoMuppet Babies, Disney Ladies, or even Dr Seuss For a boy how bout Kyle, Oliver is still in styleBrandon, Declan Eli, Liam, Alexander, LeviIf it’sContinue reading “Breeders Started the Fire”

(In the style of The Original Caste’s “One Tin Soldier”) Listen people to a storyJust a few hundred years old‘Bout a country ‘cross an oceanBuilt on slaves they bought and soldIn this country lay great bountyBoundless land to spread aboutAnd the invading people sworeThey’d chase every last native out So go ahead and stain theContinue reading “Would-be Warrior”

(In the style of The Ramones “I Wanna Be Sedated”) Twenty-twenty I can’t take it no moreI’m effin’ frustratedNothing to do and nowhere to goI’m effin’ frustratedJust get me past NovemberPut me in deep sleepHurry hurry hurry before I effin’ leapI can’t control my thinkingI can’t control my feedOh no no no no no Twenty-twenty-twentyContinue reading “I’m Effin’ Frustrated (Clean)”

(In the style of The Ramones “I Wanna Be Sedated”) Twenty-twenty I can’t take it no moreI’m fuckin’ frustratedNothing to do and nowhere to goI’m fuckin’ frustratedJust get me past NovemberPut me in deep sleepHurry hurry hurry before I fuckin’ leapI can’t control my thinkingI can’t control my feedOh no no no no no Twenty-twenty-twentyContinue reading “I’m F***in’ Frustrated”

(In the style of Butthole Surfers “Pepper”) Kyle infected Karen, Karen got with RickShe was caring very little about people she got sickMikey is a Jesus nut, Donny forever bitterThey were all so busy denying, they were doing it on twitterDonny played the crisis like a kid starving for fameAnd then he lost touch withContinue reading “Pepperball”

(In the style of “American Pie”- Don McLean ©1971) [Intro:]A long, long time from nowHistory will remember how we treat our fellow manAnd right now we’ve got the chanceTo put an end to this wicked danceAnd maybe turn things back around again But yesterday made me shiverWith all the hatred being deliveredBad news in myContinue reading “American Lie”