(In the style of Van Halen’s “Ice Cream Man”)
Now summertime’s here jack
Need something to keep you alive
Now summertime’s here jack
Need something to keep you alive
You better look out now
‘Cause Biden’s got somethin’ for you
I’ll tell ya what it is…
I’m your vaccine man
Stop me when I’m passin’ by
I’m your vaccine man
Stop me when I’m passin’ by
See all my doses are guaranteed to immunize
Wait a second…
I got Pfizer BioNtech and Moderna
All doses and Johnson too
I’m your vaccine man
Stop me when I’m passin’ by
I’m your vaccine man
Stop me when I’m passin’ by
See all my doses are guaranteed to immunize
Wait a second, I got one more…
Well, you may be feelin’ bad for just about a day or two
No need to panic, you’ll only be feelin’ bad
For just about a day or two, aight?
And if you let me dose you one time
You’ll be feelin’ fine soon
Alright (one, two, three)
I got Pfizer BioNtech and Moderna
All doses and Johnson too
I’m your vaccine man
Stop me when I’m passin’ by
See all my doses are gar-on-tee-hee-hee-hee-hee-heed….TO IMMUNIZE!
OWWWWW!
(Gratuitous guitar outro)
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